More email fun.

Its been awhile, but at least I think i provide you with amusing shit.  This was a fantastic email I recieved today, with my followed response.

Enjoy!    (yes... i really sent that email back.  though I know its a bot or something)

Layla  to me

Hello. Good Day.

We obtained a copy of your resume on the Internet. Our establishment supervises a large number work opportunities in your area. We are utterly interested in employing a eligible individual such as yourself for a variety of jobs we offer. The duty is quite straight forward. You will be responsible of planning meetings and from  time to time, running company errands. When running errands you will be given a credit card from the company.

Due to unpleasant incidents with this in previous circumstances, before we can send you an company card application, we need you to get a credit safety inspection.
We prefer you use - http://ID120409CREDIT02.webs.com/Credit-Examination-09.html - to gain this information. When you provide your info they will give you
your credit check.  When you email me your credit score, we can go on with the employment process.

We have part and full time positions vacant. Send me your schedule and how many hours per week you plan on working.  I look forward to working with you in the future!

Thank You,

Ronald Hill
Human Resources Director




message no.: qzitm-938710-4bvasbfqb

Hi Ronald,

 I am utterly amazed at your lack of grasp of the English language.  How you found yourself in a corporate (or otherwise) position (though we both know that is bullshit) is beyond me.

Not only do i think that this email points to something which is very likely illegal, but it also preys on the incredible ineptness of... well, most of America, to be honest.

It doesn't make it right. 

Please go fuck yourself, anyone working with you, and your fucked credit scam.

Eat a bag of dicks.

Rock,

Matt 


"Be just and if you can't be just, be arbitrary."
William Burroughs