More email fun.

Its been awhile, but at least I think i provide you with amusing shit.  This was a fantastic email I recieved today, with my followed response.

Enjoy!    (yes... i really sent that email back.  though I know its a bot or something)

Layla  to me

Hello. Good Day.

We obtained a copy of your resume on the Internet. Our establishment supervises a large number work opportunities in your area. We are utterly interested in employing a eligible individual such as yourself for a variety of jobs we offer. The duty is quite straight forward. You will be responsible of planning meetings and from  time to time, running company errands. When running errands you will be given a credit card from the company.

Due to unpleasant incidents with this in previous circumstances, before we can send you an company card application, we need you to get a credit safety inspection.
We prefer you use - http://ID120409CREDIT02.webs.com/Credit-Examination-09.html - to gain this information. When you provide your info they will give you
your credit check.  When you email me your credit score, we can go on with the employment process.

We have part and full time positions vacant. Send me your schedule and how many hours per week you plan on working.  I look forward to working with you in the future!

Thank You,

Ronald Hill
Human Resources Director




message no.: qzitm-938710-4bvasbfqb

Hi Ronald,

 I am utterly amazed at your lack of grasp of the English language.  How you found yourself in a corporate (or otherwise) position (though we both know that is bullshit) is beyond me.

Not only do i think that this email points to something which is very likely illegal, but it also preys on the incredible ineptness of... well, most of America, to be honest.

It doesn't make it right. 

Please go fuck yourself, anyone working with you, and your fucked credit scam.

Eat a bag of dicks.

Rock,

Matt 


"Be just and if you can't be just, be arbitrary."
William Burroughs

Had to

quick

just wanted to note that i found it amusing that i posted " you're welcome" just before "im sorry" irony in my own head

im sorry

music song thing

i get heavy music. i really do. Well, what i consider heavy. Like Meshugga,ISIS, Mastadon, refused, Billie Holiday...

but holy shit. I like it, but its fucking ridiculous.

you're welcome

this is acting. stop watching bad movies.

Thanks DH
check out his awesome graphic design below (pretend there is a down arrow here)
pulpimagery.com

idiots

The internet and world are just full of them.  This is what set me off today

"Sometimes the internet surprises me with its ability to put things in perspective. .." (some internet guy)

No stupid, its not the internet, its the idiots, like you, spewing at eachother.

Fuck.  Im one of them.

Im sorry...

If you buy this, or think that this product is ok to purchase for anyone. You are fucking retarded. Just saying.
I apologize for bringing the existence of this product to your attention.

(it came from Fox News, always on the forefront of important journalism!)
BreastFeedingDoll

WOW its been ... yeah... long time

Ok, so first post in a long time. I hate spam emails from craigslist. Hate them.
I would feel bad for the people that actually follow up on those and take them seriously, but I dont. Touched in the head if you do.

So yeah, I like to respond to them sometimes. Usually with anger, but today... oh today. Today I did something different. I posted some video game systems on CL, and didnt hear shit about them except for spammers. Thanks economy! Though, I guess im just as fucked as the rest of you. Better to pass the buck and blame something else I guess.

Its not OUR fault! Its the governments! Yeah! Or something.



So anyway, here is the guys email, and my response.

HIM

klaas hunter to klaas_hunter2 show details 10:23 PM (3 hours ago)
hello,i saw your ad on the {item} you posted for sale on craigslist and it fits what i have been searching for. i will be paying with cashier check or money order , get back to me with your final asking price and the condition so that i can proceed with the payment

response (ME)
its a giant black dildo. Like 15 inches long and 3 inches wide. Its in great condition, only used a few times for some light anal play and in conjunction with some heavy fisting. Its been bleached though, so its safe.

Let me know how you would like to proceed with payment. $50.00

Thank you



“Be just and if you can't be just, be arbitrary.”

William Burroughs

Brick Coverage

It speaks for itself. If you dont laugh, you are dead inside.

Every Breath You Take

!clicky! http://www.eyeborgblog.com

This is very interesting, and I hope that Rob and Kosta actually accomplish something with this project.

It is intimidating to realize that you are being watched. (not sure if intimidating is the best word... but im leaving it.)

 Think of the first time you looked at Google Earth, or Street View, or if you have ever been in a picture that made it to a newspaper or were on TV.  Now imagine that the guy standing next to you could be recording your every action just by looking at you, and you wouldn't even know.

Paranoia inducing isn't it.

I'm gonna go listen to some Sting.


(Image taken from the http://www.eyeborgblog.com presskit)

The Sox and PBR!!! WHOOO! (not what you think..)

Thanks to BL for another great post... still waiting on some more Dumb Boss material man... 

Also, ive gotta admit when I first saw that the RedSox and PBR were teaming up I got kinda excited..

That is, until I realised it wasnt my Pabst.  Goddamn decietful email. Lies.

 

Sponsorship and Marketing 

An industry press release states that Fenway Sports Group, which has represented the Red Sox has announced plans of a marketing partnership with the world's top bull-riding circuit, the Professional Bull Riders.

While Versus has seen growth among young men, bull-riding is still a niche sport with questionable mass appeal, says Richard Luker, creator of the ESPN Sports Poll, which tracks fan interest, and the chief strategy officer at marketing firm TBA Global. Mr. Luker says PBR ranks ahead of only arena football, beach volleyball and women's golf in the ESPN poll and its numbers have declined during the past three years."

"It's a lifestyle, not a sport," Mr. Luker says. "It's not realistic to think it will ever be a mainstream sport." 
 
So why is that ESPN continues to include these events in their programming?  Because they are paid to do so, much like an infomercial, unlike the real American sports.
 

READ THE PRESS RELEASE HERE   (I try to take it the extra step for you all... so thats my contribution)

my job sucks. (this post has nothing to do with my job , Im just saying)

and two...


I hate to just post nothing, but I love this shit so much. Wicked Wicked Funny.
To Me. Hopefully to you too. If not, well I guess you are a jerk. Jerk.

Really posted for Brian L. cuz our jobs suck.

Red Shells, Green Shells, and Bullet Bill

Paying It Forward.

Sorry for the small image size!

Sharing

You know what I love? I love to share. Yep. Its one of my favorite things. In fact, I love sharing so much, that I totally dont mind when people take my food from the fridge at work without asking! I mean, I know they would ask if I was there right? It doesnt matter either way, because whats mine is yours! Feel free mystery person, to help yourself to my lunch.

Fuck you.

Sharks with Frickin Lasers!

I dont have time to write about this right now, but here is a link to something cool from Wired Magazine's Danger Room.

Enjoy!
http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/07/deadly-dolphins.html