Im a horrible person, and now.. you will be too.

Ok, this is horrible to laugh at, but this is so fucking funny its stupid. I will be spending the rest of my evening checking these videos out. NOT WORK SAFE!
Tourettes Guy

On a side note. I was in the grocery store a few weeks ago and there was a girl prob. in her mid 20's that had a horrible case of Tourettes. She walked into the store, and then had such a bad fit from the disease, that she literally had to walk right through to the other end of the store and back outside without buying ANYTHING. Everyone was staring at her as she barked out random words/sounds and the occasional swear (im assuming that was more out of frustration), and she looked so upset. It must be really hard to live on your own with a disease like that, where you cant control (in some cases) what you say or do. Do yourself a favor and think twice when you see something like that, and instead of just staring or laughing, offer the person some help.

On another note (unrelated) I went to Ace Hardware the other day to find a part for an electric cart that I had broken. They didnt have it, so the employee took it home and fixed it for me! For Free! Thanks nice Ace Hardware guy!

An Extraordinary Nutsack

Holy funny Batman!   We were sitting in the kitchen yesterday afternoon when this fantastic commercial came on!
Def. caught us off guard! I will post the actual video later (as well as a couple of my other most fav. commercials) but for now, here is the link!

Nutsack Commercial!

since we are on the topic of movies

I read another great Web Comic called Multiplex by Gordon McAlpin on the Internet (thats the thing with the email... right?).  Gordon also has a wonderful little News blog with some kickass (legit!) info on upcoming films called Movie Make Out. When you are done checking out Multiplex and M-MO, take a moment and watch the trailer for THE NEW TERMINATOR FILM!   I am excited for two reasons.... one.. because I love the terminator films, and two because Christian Bale is John Connor. I think he is one of the best actors on the scene right now, and this could wash out the awful aftertaste of that last piece of shit T3.
Enjoy Terminator :Salvation

The Watchmen Trailer!

Holy Shit.  That is all I have to say about this awesome... AWESOME... movie trailer.
Link To Watchmen Trailer

It's like a STOP sign, but it says POOP!

I read a web comic called Dreseden Codak . Today, while checking the latest update, I came upon this fantastic link!
www.poopsign.com  This is some awesomely funny stuff.  Enjoy!

Sappy

I really cannot believe that I have not posted Nirvana sooner. I am a huge fan, and have been (honestly) since I think October 1991 when I my mother got me Nevermind on cassette at the Topsfield Fair. I do not remember however, if I had actually heard Nirvana before I got the cassette... I think I was just being bratty and wanted SOMETHING. So I got the naked baby tape.

Anway... moving on... Here is a great listen for you! The recording isnt top quality, but is far from bad. Also, I find that Kurts vocals are especially great on this recording. I love every take on the recording, great great set list here, and one of my most favorite Nirvana songs "Verse Chorus Verse" or "Sappy" depending on how you know it. I have tons more live Nirvana that Ill post if anyone wants it.

Track Listing:

1 Aneurysm (4:97)
2 Oh, The Guilt (3:43)
3 Mr. Moustache (3:41)
4 Pay To Play (3:49)
5 Breed (2:98)
6 Floyd The Barber (2:17)
7 About A Girl (3:62)
8 In His Room (3:31) (also.Token Eastern Song, In His Hands)
9 In Bloom (5:12)
10 Swap Meat (2:95)
11 Been A Son (2:16)
12 Stain (1:86)
13 Blew (4:10)
14 Sappy (3:61) (also... Verse Chorus Verse)
15 Lithium (3:89)
16 School (2:73)
17 D-7 (4:68) (The Wipers)
18 Here She Comes Now (4:67)
19 Sliver (3:59)

Link in comments as always! Enjoy.

Conversations from today...

I say weird shit... I say a lot if it, and I say it all the time.
Here are parts of conversations from today that I found particularly funny.
(this is because I haven't posted in awhile... I'm sorry)

"Im exciting. I do exciting things. For instance, last night I battled Ninjas."
(not entirely untrue... I did in fact battle "ninja" like people last night... in the Wii game Red Steel)

"I think I want to apply to some serious place... like a law firm or something.. with an application that lists such skills as...
High score in Galaxian 100000000000000 points
Mrs. Pac Man world Champion 1992-1996
Can type 200wpm
Proficient in Microsoft Office Products (Excel, Power-Point, Word, Outlook)
Completed World Of Warcraft and all expansion packs
Run CeleBlog (i just made that word up!) site whatllparisdonext.org
(not a real website.... I hope)

"I also sometimes think I should be paid for being so awesome. I mean... if baseball players can make so much for playing baseball, why shouldnt I be paid for my awesomeness? Its a public service! I make the world a better place! "
( I do not find myself as awesome as above mention)


And last but not least... a friend of mine ended an email : "OK I am going to do nothing."
and I thought that it was the perfect and most true ending to any and every email.
Think about it.