Conversations from today...

I say weird shit... I say a lot if it, and I say it all the time.
Here are parts of conversations from today that I found particularly funny.
(this is because I haven't posted in awhile... I'm sorry)

"Im exciting. I do exciting things. For instance, last night I battled Ninjas."
(not entirely untrue... I did in fact battle "ninja" like people last night... in the Wii game Red Steel)

"I think I want to apply to some serious place... like a law firm or something.. with an application that lists such skills as...
High score in Galaxian 100000000000000 points
Mrs. Pac Man world Champion 1992-1996
Can type 200wpm
Proficient in Microsoft Office Products (Excel, Power-Point, Word, Outlook)
Completed World Of Warcraft and all expansion packs
Run CeleBlog (i just made that word up!) site whatllparisdonext.org
(not a real website.... I hope)

"I also sometimes think I should be paid for being so awesome. I mean... if baseball players can make so much for playing baseball, why shouldnt I be paid for my awesomeness? Its a public service! I make the world a better place! "
( I do not find myself as awesome as above mention)


And last but not least... a friend of mine ended an email : "OK I am going to do nothing."
and I thought that it was the perfect and most true ending to any and every email.
Think about it.