Dumb Boss

Please read the very important memo from a friend of mine's previous employer. 

Note that this person runs a Law Practice...  

1st Email

"I am working on a number of improtant matter this morning inclunding an office memo. Please hold all calls and questions unless it is an emergency."

2nd Email

"It was suppose to say "important matters" and "including". It early."

He should have just written something like...

 "You no bother! I do important work things all by self.  QUIET TIME NOW!"